Secretary-General

• 0x Award Winner at Berkeley

• HOF Surf City and Novice Placard Sorter

• Loudest in the Room at Conference Meetings

• Most Antagonizing Stare

Secretary-General

• 2.3 RPD (Reminds per day)

• 0 Minutes Spent Sorting Placards

• 7.8 GPPD (Guy Problems Per Day)

• $360k+ In Tuition After 4 Years

Secretary-General

• 0x Staff Trips Planned

• Most Persevering Delegate

• 7.6 ITPD (“I’m Tired” Per Day)

• 5.6 IDSPT (“I Didn’t Study” Per Test)

Secretary-General

• 4x Clothes Lost on Travel Trips

• 1x Blanker

• First-Team All-American Brock Caller

• 0.2 HPC (Hours per Conference) Placard Sorting

Technology-General

• 0x MUN Tower Award Nominee

• 1.8 WEPD (website edits per day)

• First-Team All-American Sec Gen Servant

• #1 Ice Spice Fan

Technology-General

• 0x MUN Tower Award Nominee

• 3x Blanker

• 1x Best Del*

• 1x Yemen Simulation Winner**

  *Carried by Gabby Molina

  **Carried Jillian Smith

Chief of Staff

• D1 Instigator

• HOF Baby Picture

• Brain Like Berkeley

• #1 Philip Rivers Fan

Chief of Staff

• 6.7 CUPN (ChatGPT Uses Per Newsletter)

• 2.3 WSPD (Words Spoken Per Day)

• D1 Josh Dang Partner

• First-Team All-American House Music Specialist

Senior Teacher - Period 4

• Top 160 Million League Player*,

• Most Attendances for Freshmen MUN Period**

• HOF News Instigator

• Most Items Left on the Senior Teacher Table

  *Carried by donnie

  **Skips her classes to show up to other MUN periods

Senior Teacher - Period 5

• 12.5% win rate

• 1/3 of the Affirmative Action Senior Teachers

• Leads All Senior Teachers With 5.7 PGD (Papers Graded per Day)

• 1x Falling Asleep in the UN General Assembly

Senior Teacher - Period 4

• Most Outstanding Delegate

• Always Asking Scott For Calc Answers

• Comeback Delegate of the Year

• BEST Quizlet Maker*

  *Saved everybody’s grade

Senior Teacher - Period 5

• 1x MUN Plaque Winner

• Most Likely to Be An Evil Scientist

• Second Best Sippy Cup Enjoyer*

• HOF Whisperer

  *Scott takes the crown

Senior Teacher - Period 4

• 0x A in the First Semester of Calculus BC

• First Guy to Win a Gavel in the class of 2024

• 1/3 of the Affirmative Action Senior Teachers

• Bushedcamped by Eulberg Award

Senior Teacher - Period 5

• 0x Staff Trips Planned

• Top 3 Period 5 Senior Teacher

• 2x Messing Up Freshmen Roasts

• 0 Physical Gavels Owned

Senior Teacher - Period 2

• HOF Bonfire Planner

• 0.23 RPT (Responses Per Text)

• Lost to Rohan in Tennis

• #1 Brain Rot Enjoyer

Senior Teacher - Period 2

• 5.03 CPC (Cries per conference)

• 6x Gavel Win Streak (ignore Berkeley)

• 1x UCI Reject

• Most Hair Color Changes

Senior Teacher - Period 2

• 1/3 of the Affirmative Action Senior Teachers

• Winner of Canada F.C.

• HOF Menace to Haney and Eulberg

• $400 Accumulated From Canada Noise Complaint Fines